thegreatestandmostpowerful:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

tuhpinkavenger:

…

Listen, you piece of shit. I am not in a good mood. I should kill you right now before eating you, especially for what you did. This is literally the only warning I’ll give you. Leave, right now. I am really angry and mad and sad, and unstable, and if I snap, you’ll be the first to suffer. I promise you that.

 *Gummy waddles away as fast as he can, wishing he could politely remind Trixie that baby alligators cannot be held responsible for where they put their overlarge, organ-crushing genetalia. It’s the ponies that pick the Alligator up, with magic, move their tails, and stick the alligator’s face right in that area.*

*Gummy is only just older than one year old, and therefore cannot be blamed for his actions.*

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

tuhpinkavenger:

thegreatestandmostpowerful replied to your post: ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: Karkat!…

I’m gonna get Gummy and cook him alive

‘Tav was fucked too.

…yeah, that is why I want to cook him alive.

 *Gummy denies EVERYTHING.*

…hello.

 

I wonder…. What would you taste like if I boiled you?

 

And you know what I’ll do before that?

I’ll take a knife and cut out your cock. I will stomp on it, turn it into a complete fucking mess. I’ll do the same for your tiadamn testicles too.

I’d also have to gouge out your eyes and teeth before I boil you. Maybe I can feed them to the birds.

And then I’ll boil you and eat you. If you taste terrible, I’m sure the pigs would love to feast on it, you creature you.

 *Gummy is scared.*

*Gummy opens his mouth slightly, and waddles over to Pinkie, happy to see her.*

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

tuhpinkavenger:

thegreatestandmostpowerful replied to your post: ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: Karkat!…

I’m gonna get Gummy and cook him alive

‘Tav was fucked too.

…yeah, that is why I want to cook him alive.

 *Gummy denies EVERYTHING.*

…hello.

 

I wonder…. What would you taste like if I boiled you?

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

gummy-the-toothless-alligator:

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

tuhpinkavenger:

thegreatestandmostpowerful replied to your post: ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: Karkat!…

I’m gonna get Gummy and cook him alive

‘Tav was fucked too.

…yeah, that is why I want to cook him alive.

 *Gummy denies EVERYTHING.*

…hello.

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

tuhpinkavenger:

thegreatestandmostpowerful replied to your post: ask-fiw-pinkiepie replied to your post: Karkat!…

I’m gonna get Gummy and cook him alive

‘Tav was fucked too.

…yeah, that is why I want to cook him alive.

 *Gummy denies EVERYTHING.*

*Gummy swishes his tail.*

*Gummy nods as he is picked up. He always did enjoy baking. (Or rather, watching Pinkie bake.)

Gummy especially likes it when we gets to clean the mixing spoons.*